Seat of the Revolution

Who doesn't love a board game? How about an adult board game? How about a Colt 45 Malt Liquor adult board game?! Still interested? It's called Bottoms Up and it was published in 1970. Here are some of the rules:


A drink of Colt 45 means you BOTTOMS UP one glass of Colt 45. With this in mind it might be best to start with 4 or 6 ounce glasses.


The minimum lenght of time for a kiss should be agreed upon, at least 10 seconds for a start.


Bottom's Up also involves "action cards" that include things like:


Smoke two cigarettes simultaneously
Obey any wish or request of the player on your right

Put an article of your clothes on backwards
Do a Jack Benny imitation for 30 seconds

Explain to other players why you think that sex before marriage is a necessity.


I'm hoping the instructions point out that the game is most fun with you're sitting next to someone you might kiss or be forced to obey the wishes of. But I suppose that's where the Colt 45 malt liquor comes in. It works every time.


Are you as smooth as an ice cold bottle of Colt 45? Take the The Billy Dee Williams Smoothness Test and find out.
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