Hamtramck Star

Chapstik was robbed after our Blowout show...twice.

I read about the high-hat stand, what was the other robbery? All that living in Washtenaw County has made you soft!

Kidding aside, maybe there's a call for outside-the-bar security for next year.

The Blowout people at our venue left before we got paid.

Nothing compared to Texas crime. Or Drunk drivers.

Please don't let all this reflect poorly upon Hamtramck. Everyone knows the "Blowout People" aren't Hamtramckers.

You could go down to their hyper-cool building on St. Antoine and threaten to deface their aluminum facade with bricks from abandoned buildings..

I'm pretty sure the bums that tag-team distracted us were locals, but the Blowout people were worse in their own way (because they aren;t homeless).

Yes, the bums are ours. We hear the Anarchists feed them in Pope Park.